Do you talk a lot on the phone?

Not really.

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

masturbated on webcam

oh boy..

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

when was the last time you bated on cam?

Um. Did what now?

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

Who is the last person you IMed with? What did you chat about?

This boy..

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

Do you trust the news?

It’s not often that I trust the news, but when I do I choose CNN.

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

They’re just kids…

I remember my first day of MIDDLE SCHOOL..

epic-humor:

I walked the halls looking like where the fuck are my classes:

Now I walk the halls like I was born in them:

more lols here

haha

LOLOL

I REMEMBER MY FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE.

oh yeah that’s right, I’ve always been a boss.

Fucking wankers. 

Hello! I am Mike Brown from Is Anyone Up! Thanks for the (kind of) kind words! How do I comment on that site? I tried but it won’t let me. Do I have to register or something? I’m really bad at the Internet.

Ahhh! They were meant to be kind! The nearly full body tattoo is a bit much to take in, but still sick as fuck! So sorry I just noticed this now, looks like you sorted it all out! But hey, followed you on twitter, and sort of called you out on your preference of Matt Smith over David Tennant. :p

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

switchedupflow:

Cuddle buddy with experience needed…

Please help me get through this week!

Omnomnom.